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Joke of the Day

"Me: lets go on a date Her: umm Me: what could go wrong *25 minutes later we are being chased by a pack of raccoons*"

"I like my jokes how I like my women Reposted and reused."

"What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching ""Gods Of Egypt?"" /r/EyeBleach."

"I cracked two jokes earlier about Malaysian Airways. The first got no response and the second crashed and burned."

"I hope when they find the cure for cancer it's gluten free otherwise no thanks"

"Where was Timmy when the bomb fell? Everywhere."

"I like my coffee black... So it steals my fatigue."

"My Uncle saved a Crumbling Cartography business Needless to say he put them on the map."

"[crime show] DETECTIVE: It looks like the guy that inserts dramatic music into our show has been.. *Flintstones theme song plays* Murdered"

"you can't please everybody. if you could, you'd probably be pansexual."