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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't there many jokes about the Jim Jones massacre? There would have been, but the punch line was too long..."

"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags."

"How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer? Ask them to pronounce the word, ""unionized""."

"Why don't big trains have little trains? They pull out on time."

"My Calculator is missing the minus button. But on the plus side.....it still works"

"Macs ranked best to worst - Fleetwood - book pros - n cheese - klemore"

"What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend? Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her."

"There's a button on this hotel phone that says, ""Pizza"". I may never leave."

"I get bi with a little help from my girl friends."

"Why don't black people dream? Because the last guy who had a dream got shot"