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Joke of the Day

"A dyslexic man walks into an Arab."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !"

"What is a cat's favorite color? Purrple"

"Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!"

"Hit on the Head by I. C. Stars"

"How do the Kardashians change a broken light bulb They buy a new house"

"Wait just a minute! You're not Jennifer Aniston! Oh, you got me with that avi. Well played. I knew it was to good to be true."

"Many burn victims are not very attractive, But all of them used to be extremely hot at some point in the past."

"Date advice to women from a guy: Laughing makes you 100 times more attractive than makeup."

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day."