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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !"
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"My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect."
"Guess what I'm going to do if I get Alzheimer's?"
"Based on Harrison's choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable."
"Jews be like Nah Way is Jesus the son of God And Christians be like Yahwah!"
"My collegue just threw my punch card at me, I ducked just in time!!! But I almost got clocked out!"
"Me: Do you think its strange to talk to yourself? Me: No."
"A girl tells her parents she's going to major in psychology ""Hey mom! Hey dad! I'm gonna study a real science! PSYCH!"""
"What did one lawyer say to the other? ""we are both lawyers."""
"Guys love legs. Women, if you can grow more legs that would be a major turn on"