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Joke of the Day
"What is a cat's favorite color? Purrple"
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"Broke up with my girlfriend today On the other hand I met this chick."
"You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly."
"Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate."
"I wonder how many calories women burn by... ... jumping to conclusions."
"What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Naaaaagggghhhhhhh."
"I tried learning trigonometry under the hot sun Only thing i got was a tan"
"I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary... ...What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous."
"What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star."
"Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called ""The Extra Chromosome"""