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Joke of the Day

"Hit on the Head by I. C. Stars"

"PREACHER: any prayer requests? 3 DUCKS IN A TRENCHCOAT (from the last pew): do the one about our daily bread"

"A one-word joke that'll make any Australian laugh Politics."

"My pistol only holds 9 bullets, so when I lose my shit I only get to kill 9 people or one cat."

"What is the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? a canoe tips."

"Q: Why was the musician arrested? A: He got in treble."

"Scientists announced that a man had chilled himself to absolute zero in an industrial accident. He's 0K right now."

"Is this cat saying Meow or Mao? Cause I'm not keepin some commie cat"

"After math class, my friend fell off of a vertical cliff... I yelled Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^!"

"What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!"