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Joke of the Day
"Why has Santa Claus such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year."
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"M.Night Shamaylan Joke When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you ""so how good was the movie?"" When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks "" So how bad was the plot twist?"""
"The grim reaper attends a funeral early in the day... as he gets there, he says, ""Good mourning, everyone"" Ill see myself out.."
"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ""Guess"" on it...so I said ""Implants?"""
"I was playing Monopoly with a couple of friends and picked the hat piece, winked, and said... M'nopoly."
"Is your name Summer? Coz you're HOT!"
"What separates the men from the boys in the Navy? A crowbar."
"6: Daddy the floor is lava! Me: Oh yeah? *Pushes wife off chair*"
"Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays"
"Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road? he was two chickens"