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Joke of the Day

"Why has Santa Claus such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year."

"I went shopping for some camouflage trousers earlier. Couldn't find a pair anywhere."

"What do you call a pedophile with a thesaurus? An ephebophile"

"Maxim's Hot 100 List is bogus. Some of those girls look WAY younger than 100."

"Student: I'll never be good at geography. Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!"

"HOT SINGLES HAVE MIGRATED AWAY FROM YOUR AREA DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE"

"What's the most efficient way to break up with someone? Murder. I had to post this to r/jokes to keep from implicating myself"

"The Fly and R Kelly A Fly buzzes up to R Kelly and asks ""Mr Kelly could you please sing me a song?"" R Kelly pauses in thought then replies ""I believe I can, fly""."

"Wana hear a Canadian joke? Toronto maple leafs."

"My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!"