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Joke of the Day

"The Fly and R Kelly A Fly buzzes up to R Kelly and asks ""Mr Kelly could you please sing me a song?"" R Kelly pauses in thought then replies ""I believe I can, fly""."

"My Dad told me ""always fight fire with fire""... And that's why he's no longer a fireman."

"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange is the new black."

"man walks into a bar with no mouth bartenders says ""looks like you have a drinking problem"""

"Recently developed melanoma on my cheek, so I quickly went to the dermatologist. Turns out I just fell asleep on a chocolate chip."

"""Your finest Scotch, please."" ""Yes, sir,"" the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape."

"Dr Heimlich died today I'm all choked up"

"What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road? The dead cat has skid marks around it."

"Australia I told my girlfriend I've been to Australia... I kissed her sting ray down unda'"

"The word you're trying to think of is ""Patronizing""."