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Joke of the Day
"I went shopping for some camouflage trousers earlier. Couldn't find a pair anywhere."
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"It's the story of Zip the penguin. It's a penguin, walking happily on the ice, and.... Ziiiiiiip the penguin!"
"How about a superhero whose power is TAKING CARE OF HIS KIDS *high-fives Maury audience while Batman storms off*"
"Samsung users are like... ""Im glad Samsung is finally blowing up."""
"What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried? Fruit of the tomb"
"Just got a Hyundai Accent and now I sound like a Korean guy."
"I give it 6 months before Banksy does a graffiti of the statue of liberty with the snapchat dogface filter on it"
"My boyfriend said that I'm more than enough woman for him, and now I'm mad because I think he called me fat."
"Always be yourself, unless you can be a giraffe. Then, be a giraffe."
"What happens when you play a country song backwards? He finds his dog, his truck gets fixed, and his woman comes home."