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Joke of the Day

"Maxim's Hot 100 List is bogus. Some of those girls look WAY younger than 100."

"Anyone know any good optometry jokes? All the ones I know are cornea."

"Jesus: He who is without sin may cast the first stone *guy with no legs throws rock* Jesus: Seriously? ""You said 'without shins,' right?"""

"Newt Gingrich suggested there's a ""right way"" to legalize gay marriage. He also reaffirmed that there's no ""wrong way"" to eat a Reese's."

"Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called ""Humidity"" so that fans in Florida will be able to say ""It's not the Heat that's so bad it's the Humidity."""

"[NSFW] I am no gynecologist.... But I know a cunt when I see one"

"[Brings a snowball to a work meeting and tosses it at boss] I'm not trying to disprove the theory of global warming I just don't like you."

"My first blow job was over 20 years ago now... And some days I wonder if that taste will ever go away?"

"Don't mind me, just practicing how to make tables on reddit :---------|:---------|:--------- |Winner|loser|description"

"The woman next to me smells SO good, is it weird if I'm like ""What perfume is that, I will literally stop robbing this bank if you tell me""?"