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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pedophile with a thesaurus? An ephebophile"

"Hi Operator, Can you connect me to Steph Curry? Operator: Just dial 739 Guy: I did but there's no Ring"

"Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo? Because it wasn't their Destiny."

"I saw a spider in my bedroom so I did what any man would do... I got in an argument with my wife so I could sleep on the couch."

"Stepping on a #LEGO sucks. But showing a bunch of kids I know how to use the F word as a noun/verb/adjective in one sentence is good, right?"

"What is John Lennon's favourite donut? Strawberry Filled forever!"

"Today is apparently Ash Wednesday which I can only assume has something to do with our hero from the hit TV show Pokemon."

"Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes"

"Why did the Death Star hire a lot of football players from Thailand? Because they needed more Thai Interceptors!"

"Air Asia Accident - java reference So some remains of the Air Asia Airline were found in the Java sea. Guess the pilot didnt C#."