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Joke of the Day

"What does a tornado and a woman have in common? It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone"

"Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia? Because he's Snow'd-in!"

"<- sleeps well with others"

"Where do they categorize the history books in an Indian library? Naan-Fiction."

"If we're talking & I start running my nails up & down your arm, I either really like you, or I'm looking for an artery close to the surface."

"What was the problem with the midget prostitute? She was always selling herself short."

"OMG a Matterbaby just washed up on Santa Monica beach! *""what's a matter baby?""* uh... nothing what is a matter with you?"

"I don't know what to I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape I don't even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard."

"To the woman who keeps pounding and screaming at my door all night: I'm not letting you go..."

"I love women, especially the radical feminist types because it is more fun to put them in their place."