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Joke of the Day

"I don't know what to I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape I don't even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard."

"What's a terrorist's favorite game? Jenga"

"I've been playing this online game where you mostly end up immobilised and eaten alive by insects. It's alright, but just feels like another form of e-scaphism."

"A polite German who never showers walks into a cathouse... ...and does his buisness. All the women then commented on how he had quite a ""gru dich."""

"What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !"

"Researchers found out,... ... after someone finally opened the door."

"Wife: Well, they say a mirror adds ten pounds. Me: That's a cam- Wife: ... Me: Yes. Yes they do."

"So I heard my gf fart for the first time...she denied it But I had already decided earlier, I'd never argue with my imaginary gf."

"How do you get a jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."

"What is the bounciest place in France? The dordogne."