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Joke of the Day

"OMG a Matterbaby just washed up on Santa Monica beach! *""what's a matter baby?""* uh... nothing what is a matter with you?"

"Apparently women prefer men who are taller than them. So I guess it could be said that tall women have higher standards."

"I wouldn't say it's easy living with erectile dysfunction. But it's not hard."

"A seal walks into a club."

"Tom should concentrate less on Myspace and more on his shoe business"

"I had a few too many beers at an art exhibition and threw up all over the floor. Someone offered me three grand for it."

"I gave up masterbating I haven't been feeling myself lately"

"I slip the nun 30 bucks and real quiet-like ask to see the ""strong orphans."""

"They asked if I wear boxers or briefs.... Depends"

"What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !"