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Joke of the Day

"Where do they categorize the history books in an Indian library? Naan-Fiction."

"ME: This car's perfect except for one thing WIFE: Yes, there's no room for the childre- ME: [finds cup holder] lol I was wrong, it's perfect"

"How do you know humans can't reincarnate as insects? You've ever gotten one bug bite not on your crotch (or tits)."

"The most awkward part of a murder/suicide pact has to be deciding who goes first."

"Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't do well in a hot car trunk all day."

"On a poster in my math class ""4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions"" The sad thing is my first thought was ""Oh good, I'm not alone!"""

"A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her? It was a bright sunny day."

"Where do all them scrub gamers live? Pleblos"

"I'm so glad they released a patch for my car The windshield was starting to get buggy."

"What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon? Kermit's finger."