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Joke of the Day

"I can't wait until this election is over and we can go back to calling Trump supporters what they were originally called Racists"

"I accidentally sent my essay to the 3D printer... it came out as a piece of shit"

"Why you don't ask grandma sex questions I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common? the resistance of both drop when doped."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because the 7 didn't fucking bend."

"What do you call lying furniture? Untrustable"

"Chicks must text each other ""sausage fest"" like it's a good thing."

"Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land."

"When a man falls off a boat, you say, ""Man overboard!"" What do you say when a woman falls off a boat? ""Full speed ahead!"""

"What did the vampire say to her kids? Eat your dinner before it clots!"