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Joke of the Day
"What did the vampire say to her kids? Eat your dinner before it clots!"
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"What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus."
"Q: why you can't smoke weed with Mexicans A: Because when you ask them for papers they run away"
"RIP is the LOL of dying..."
"What's grey beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !"
"Crikey, more sad news from the world of technology: Anti-virus developer John McAfee is appearing in court for manslaughter... They estimate the trial could last for 30 days."
"Where do footballers dance ? At a football !"
"What do you call your mum who is shorter than you? A minimum."
"Why have they created sweet tampons? for sour puss(ys)"
"""Pilot season"" in Hollywood is when TV networks pay writers millions of dollars to think of ways people could move in together."