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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because the 7 didn't fucking bend."
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"What do you get when you have sex with an STD infested mentally challenged person? The slow clap"
"I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet."
"A Pomeranian walks into a pomegranate convention, takes a second look at the flier and walks away disappointed."
"Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh? Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh."
"There was this cute girl next to me and I missed a lot of obvious signals... We both ended up dying from the car crash."