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Joke of the Day
"Chicks must text each other ""sausage fest"" like it's a good thing."
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"When people tell me ""You're going to regret that in the morning"", I sleep til noon because I am a problem solver"
"I accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. Now I'm taking this shit to the next level."
"I really like those Black and White movies where no one speaks Inter racial porn."
"MARATHON RUNNER: [breaks through ribbon at finish line] GUY WHO LOVES MARATHONS: Hooray GUY WHO LOVES RIBBONS: What the shit"
"The reason no one likes my story about a broken pencil: It's pointless."
"What does a math teacher say when they leave? calc-U-LATER"
"According to the D.A.R.E website, Marijuana is no longer a gateway drug... Guess that means I tried all those other drugs willingly."
"Why can't SCAT be legally banned? I could've gone my whole life without seeing that shit."
"What does Donald Trump call his penis? Little Marco"