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Joke of the Day

"What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common? the resistance of both drop when doped."

"Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel."

"If God had wanted us to drink in moderation he wouldn't have put wine in barrels. #inspiration"

"Yo girl, you must be a butterfly 'Cuz I feel like I wanna mount you."

"Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !"

"When I'm too lazy to understand something, I simply label it as ""pretentious"" and move on. I am an American."

"A cobbler was once elected the mayor of a small town. People thought he was a real shoe-in."

"I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn't care..... Ceiling fan: 6 Me: 0"

"What is a test tube baby's biggest fear? Dingos with straws....!! "

"My wife and I have agreed on a trial separation. The kids aren't to keen, but my wife and I just don't want them anymore."