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Joke of the Day

"""Marvel comics to introduce a female Muslim superhero"" Fans are looking forward to seeing Captain America, Iron Man and the Post Box in the next Avengers film."

"What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game? It's a toss up between ruby and perl."

"Clerk: Why do you need 200 condoms? Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals"

"Christian Bale has done ok for himself considering he's named after a religious bundle of hay."

"I told my Chinese friend that I like homemade gifts.... So for Christmas he gave me an iPhone, iPad and an iMac."

"I just heard that there's going to be a Minecraft movie... ...it's gonna be a blockbuster."

"Knock knock anti-joke Knock knock Who's there? Not Adolf Hitler . . ."

"Me: what do you want for breakfast? 7: a bowl of sugar Me too kid, me too"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, ""I still love Vista, baby""."

"I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year. Roll on 2016."