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Joke of the Day
"Why must rabbits never miss dinner? With out their tea they'd be Rabbis."
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"I missed you with all my darts"
"People mistook me for a racist Some people at the park had assumed I was a racist because they thought I had said ""sand nigger"" Really what I said was; ""Get out of the sand, nigger."""
"Fun fact for you... 5 out of 4 people don't understand ratios..."
"I'm claustrophobic... I'm afraid of Santa."
"People who know me say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people."
"Wanna know what's worse than three people stapled to one tree? One person stapled to three trees."
"I make weak food puns They're never stroganoff."
"I just saw an Asian chick with big boobs and a booty. I took a pic so if any of you have Mythbuster's email hit me up."
"What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute."