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Joke of the Day

"I was told I could view the eclipse through a colander. I think I strained my eyes"

"What do women and modern computers have in common? Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy"

"I recognize that Rome wasn't built in a day but I'm not trying to build Rome, I just want to to enjoy onion rings without gaining weight."

"What's a scientist's favorite gum flavor? .......Ex-*spearmint*."

"Heard this one from my trumpet playing band director Does anyone know the Trumpeteer handshake? ""Hi, I'm better than you"""

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? A bomb vest does something when triggered."

"What's the leading cause of violence in America? Volkswagen Beetles."

"My biggest fear is that I'm holding my baby and a rapper asks me to put my hands in the air."

"Enhanced interrogation idea: If waterboarding isn't working, try having my mother brush their hair."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that understand binary, and those that don't."