132751

Joke of the Day

"What do women and modern computers have in common? Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy"

"Did you hear that the guy who invented predictive text has died. His funfair is next sundial."

"Did you know that Stalin had a girlfriend that cheated on him? You know what, don't worry about it. She's out of the picture now anyway."

"Always put sunglasses on your tree. Then, you'll get the proper shade."

"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"College cheerleaders look like no one has told them about human mortality yet."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick? You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it"

"What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey."

"Why don't women need drivers licenses Because there is no road from the kitchen to the bedroom"

"What do you call two women standing side by side? Four abreast!"