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Joke of the Day

"What do women and modern computers have in common? Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy"

"I went to a zoo and there was only one animal... It was a 'Shih Tzu'"

"You Know The Economy is really Bad when even God starts laying people off #pope"

"Why do midget's laugh when running? Because the grass tickles there balls"

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"So Steven Hawking walks into a bar..."

"When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"

"Have you seen that new film about a tractor? Me neither, just saw the trailer."

"Which element of the Periodic Table is the poorest? Antimony. ^I'm ^so ^sorry..."

"I want to be a pilot, but mostly so I'd have an excuse to tell passengers, ""Where we're going, we don't need roads."""