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Joke of the Day
"[OC] Why Did the Paradox Cross the road? Because it didn't."
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"If you want an adrenaline rush, you should go camping... It's in tents."
"truth is, nobody can parkour better than squirrels.. nobody"
"I've found that I can usually judge how hot a woman is by how many times my girlfriend calls her a whore."
"The new pope sure lives up to his religion. His roamin around all over the place!"
"I once met an Asian with excellent grammar... So I said, ""Wow, your grammar is so good!"" And they replied, ""No.....my grandma's dead."""
"The worst kind of human contact is ""eye contact through that crack in a bathroom stall when you're pulling up your pants"" contact."
"What's Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
"We don't have wifi in Tennessee. I just pray my tweets into my phone and let Him (#Christ) do the rest."
"Pansexuality is the best... fuck the rest."