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Joke of the Day
"Ima dad that got his hairs cut yesterday. I felt a bit lightheaded this morning"
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"Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he 's married."
"When they came out Fanny packs were the new hip thing."
"BRAAAAIDS -zombie sleepover"
"Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin? Because he had my grains"
"What do you call a chicken going to the moon? Apollo 11"
"Got a reality check today It bounced."
"When I hear ""Tropical Depression"" I think of Toucan Sam sitting in a rain-forest crying. :("
"Is it just me, or are birds really popular lately? I know several people who are having ""superb owl"" parties next month"
"I'm a masochist. I downvote myself."