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Joke of the Day
"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... But he didn't have root access."
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"My friend always wanted to work in animation, but never got past the interview He just couldn't understand the difference between a professional ""colorist"" and a professional ""racist"""
"Today my boss fondled my genitals! Being self-employed is great."
"Darling, what does pedophile mean? I'll tell you when you're older."
"Some people need a sympathetic pat on the head... with a hammer."
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney."
"[1st date] HER: I'm such a nerd! I love when a guy talks sciency HIM: Oh haha [to waiter] A salad with umm *sweating* kilo-island dressing"
"Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?"
"Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak."
"My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today. She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert"