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Joke of the Day
"""IS A DOLPHIN WHAT?!"" - Hitler's wife answering the phone"
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"Are you my homework? Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night."
"holy crap a guy actually gave me his number and i didn't know what to do so i panicked and sent him a picture of a dead bird?"
"My wife is like a piece of Sodium Carbide She's dangerous when wet"
"My neighbor said his dog was impregnated by my dog Django. I said ""No way, bro."" ""The 'D' is silent"""
"Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?"
"A woman lost her wedding ring in Paris last night. I'm not talking about the one who deserved it."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishmen? 0"
"Hark work never killed anybody But why take the risk."
"Having children teaches you patience, humility, love and to never, ever, be surprised when you find a Barbie doll leg clogging the toilet."