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Joke of the Day
"What size clothes do fortune tellers wear? Medium."
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"I hate shopping. No matter how much I try and buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashier keeps on putting them back!"
"My Football coach got fired because he got accused on Pedophillia charges. But say what you want about the man, he could turn any young tight end into a wide receiver."
"I speak Swedish with an Ikea accent."
"whenever a song says put your hands in the air i do it on the spot. i have fun and also an alarming vehicle collision record"
"what did they tell the eastern European tree who wanted a room at the hotel california you can czech in any time you want but you can never leaf"
"Give a man a fish and chances are you won't be asked to be in charge of buying a gift ""from all of us"" anymore."
"I was drinking gin for the first time when I realized... I'm not supposed to lose my ginity until I'm married"
"""Try to score a goal. Don't use your hands. See you afterwards."" - Soccer coaches"
"Nothing warms my heart... ...quite like spontaneous combustion"