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Joke of the Day
"My New Years Resolution 4K"
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"What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator? ""This place rocks!"""
"Dropped my Ant Farm and now the rug is like the first 30-minutes of Saving Private Ryan."
"No one's laugh sounds like ""bwahahaha."" NO one."
"I like my women like my heroin Smuggled in a tiny box from South East Asia"
"Why monkeys make terrible drivers: bad depth perception, suffer from road rage & fling poop at other drivers."
"A recent study showed that 93% of the people in Detroit have had shower sex The other 7% have not been to jail."
"Tech Support: ""Which format are the images you send?"" Customer: ""Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."""
"Cop: How much have you had to drink? Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel"
"My tombstone will read I should have googled it first."