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Joke of the Day
"Youtube Ads Youtube can insta load a commercial but my 2 minute video takes 10 minutes to buffer."
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"Porn Hub has pledged to plant a new tree for every hundred videos viewed on its site. The amount of tissue paper I get through, I'm still not sure that's environmentally sustainable."
"""Jimmy, why did you bring your cat to school?"" ""Because my dad said 'When Jimmy leaves for school, that pussy is getting smashed!"" Kind of a lame post, but it's my first on the joke thread :/"
"""You fancy my best friend, don't you?"" asked my wife. ""If given the choice..."" I replied, ""I'd rather have sex with you then her."" ""You mean 'than'."" ""No."""
"For those possibly wondering why the popularity of the emo movement disappeared If your social group is defined by a suicidal nature, don't expect it to last a long time"
"Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams, today I asked her to marry me She said no both times"
"If horses could talk I reckon they'd mostly just say 'Get off me'."
"I bet the women who only tweet about sex are probably some of the nicest men you'll ever meet in person."
"Saw an attractive Muslim girl the other day.... ""Was she sunni?"" ""Nah, shi-ite"""
"How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead."