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Joke of the Day
"If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me :("
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"I saw an infant in the intensive care unit at the hospital... ... quietly playing with a toy donkey. I couldn't help but think: ""ICU baby, shakin' that ass"""
"What is best potato? Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories."
"I'm an Obama supporter but there's no escaping the harsh truth that Batman v Superman happened on his watch."
"Oral Sex: A taste of things to come"
"Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence? Because they never stand up for themselves."
"What do you name a deaf dog? It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways."
"A Silly Riddle! What is white looks like sand and found in the gusset your GF Knickers Clitty Litter!"
"What's a Russian's favorite food? Vladimir Poutine"
"Kayne and Kim name their new daughter ""North"" I hope there's a perfume coming: ""North"" by North West."