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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Ack, ack, *choke*"
Next Joke
"What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects? Zikachu"
"Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. -trying to put on my distressed denim jeans"
"Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed? Because he's always inbetween jobs."
"What bounces and makes kids cry? My child support checks."
"What sound does a Turkey make? ""coup coup"""
"Why did Dracula need medicine? Because he was coffin."
"I have beiber fever; every time i hear about him i get sick."
"I don't care if Facebook says you've got friends. Don't believe everything you read"
"So I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup today.. I'm expecting a massive vowel movement."