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Joke of the Day

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Ack, ack, *choke*"

"People dont like having to bend over to get their drinks... We really need to raise the bar."

"What are the bumps around a girls nipples? Braille for SUCK ME."

"Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore? Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP"

"I don't eat some foods. -vagueans"

"What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red? Transginger."

"I'm the only stalker I know with OCD. After I break in to watch you sleep, I fold your laundry."

"Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back? To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front.."

"How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible."

"""I'm a huge fan."" - Peacocks"