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Joke of the Day

"Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back? To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front.."

"I just can't stay mad at Monday when it happens to be a day off from work."

"Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos? They'll B flat"

"Guy: Do you like Cds? Girl: Um, sure that's a weird question why? Guy: Cuz u about to see deez nuts!"

"Life is a lot like chess You've always got to be thinking two steps ahead. And most people want to be white."

"wife: I TOLD you not to try a 360 with the grocery cart me: It was really nice when everyone started clapping after they saw I was ok though"

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? 'Cause he wanted to git a long, little doggie."

"What yelling. Four while playing golf actually stands for It stands for, ""FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOURE ABOUT TO DIE!"""

"Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."

"I fell face-first in fresh concrete the other day... I wasn't worried though - my mom always said I'd make a good impression."