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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red? Transginger."
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"How do you change the light bulb in the dark? You don't. The police shoot you."
"United Airlines just tried to charge me $25 for the bags under my eyes."
"If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat what would you have ? Someone else's coat."
"If you use a lighter on a cigar, a man will smoke for a day If you use a lighter on a man, he'll smoke for the rest of his life."
"What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly? Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector."
"Knock knock... Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, you're a poo!"
"What do you call a company that makes Mexicans? A MexiCo."
"What goes around.... still goes around, because life is a b**ch"
"If aliens are supposed to be so much more advanced than us, how did ET not know about texting?"