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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to thank /r/jokes for teaching me so many jokes! I've always hated the sound of laughter..."

"I'm beginning to think rappers exaggerate a Lil."

"Trust me, when they make a pill that REALLY makes your d!ck grow, that commercial will be on during the Super Bowl, not 3am!"

"A professional limboer walks into a bar. He was disqualified from the competition."

"When I woke up this morning, the garbage disposal was making a funny noise. Turns out he was just masturbating in the next room."

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult"

"What happened when the shoe factory burned down? 500 soles were lost."

"(NSFW) What do crocs and a blow job from a dude have in common? They both feel good until you look down."

"I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example."

"Your body is a temple. Mine is a graveyard."