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Joke of the Day

"Trust me, when they make a pill that REALLY makes your d!ck grow, that commercial will be on during the Super Bowl, not 3am!"

"Why don't blind people go skydiving... It scares the hell out of their dogs."

"asians are amazing at reddit think about it, it's basically just dance dance revolution but with only two buttons"

"Indian food tasted a little off at the restaurant it was a naan issue"

"Temperatures last night dropped into the high 80s. Flannel PJs and a heavy down comforter kept my teeth from chattering too loudly."

"I went around the block with my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs."

"Forget waterboarding. You want confessions? Lock the guy in a room with a laptop, a Twitter account and a bottle of whiskey."

"What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day? Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day."

"What do you call a Chinese Billionaire? Cha Ching."

"My cousin's shoe store burned down yesterday There were so many lost soles."