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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a guitarist is sad? They start to fret."
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"My wife is a vegan. I'm not. I don't care if she makes more money than me. I can still say that I'm the one who brings home the bacon."
"Sir, on a scale of 1 to drunk, where would you say you stand? I'll sit"
"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand"
"What's a priest's favorite X-men? A-Men."
"Why are shoes always tied in the ghetto? Because if not, you always be trippin nigga."
"How do you agitate an achy feminist runner? massage a knee"
"What do you call five black people having sex? a threesome"
"the average Russian day When you ask a Russian how his day is going. ""It is an average day today: not as good as yesterday, but better than tomorrow."""
"As soon as the inauguration is over, I'm getting a position on Trump's ethics committee. I'm not political, I just need some quite time alone."