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Joke of the Day
"A psychic dwarf just escaped from prison... Apparently there's now a small medium at large"
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"It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and they don't accept your friend request."
"What do you call a cheap wig? A small price toupee."
"Jared from Subway Apparently Subway is removing the foot long from the Kids menu"
"What's the best language for jokes? Punjabi."
"Some advice to you lovers out there... They may say you cantaloupe, but honeydew it anyways."
"My friend took a whole bottle of chill pills and chilled himself"
"Lactose Joke (^_^) Soy milk is actually just milk that speaks only Spanish."
"What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know."
"How was the Roman Empire cut in two? With a pair of Caesars."