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Joke of the Day

"The water drought in California is so bad, that someone broke into my cousins house and stole his waterbed."

"Mom, what's a Kardashian? It's what a midget can't see over when in the driver's seat. Just kidding, dear. It means whore."

"What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget? My girlfriend"

"I put my phone in airplane mode. Worst. Transformer. Ever."

"Geez, I'm so sorry...I'm not normally ticklish. (me to the nail lady I just kicked in the face during my pedicure)"

"When asking a girl out it's important to show you respect her. Try writing your number on a Tubman Twenty so she knows your a feminist."

"Floyd Mayweather was asked about remarks made by critics on last night's fight. He said ""I don't tend to read into things"""

"A Black man and a Mexican jump off a cliff who wins? Society."

"""there's no such thing as a stupid opinion"" said the world's first feminist"

"What goes up and down but does not move? Stairs"