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Joke of the Day

"What goes up and down but does not move? Stairs"

"If you play connect-the-dots with the stains on my shirt, it reveals a picture of a grown man who needs to use a bib."

"Some relationships today will end over a ""Like"" on Facebook."

"Why aren't there any black magicians? Because magic is stupid."

"I wonder if Woody or Buzz have ever met Andy's moms toys. I think it would cause mass confusion as they probably share the same names."

"Goats have it all figured out. All disputes should be settled with an aggressive series of headbutts."

"I came home from work and finally caught the filthy bitch red handed. So I asked my daughter to please wash her hands if she masturbates on her period."

"Relationships are a two way street navigated by women who are backseat drivers and men who refuse to use maps."

"What kind of bees make milk? Milk-makin' bees."

"Did you hear about the the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."