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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say when someone pooped into his water source? Well shit..."
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"Warning to friends: If you piss me off I'll put a for sale sign in my yard and list your phone number to call for inquiries."
"In the new version of Star Wars, Harrison Ford slowly flies the Millenium Falcon in the left lane with the turn signal on"
"Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood?? Seeder"
"Mom is coming to town. I get three full days of mouthing apologies to waiters."
"If Mitt Romney was president, we'd blame everything on him. ""Damn why is it so cold outside? It wasn't this cold when Obama was president."""
"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing."
"Why do Jews have big noses? Because the air is free :)"
"Because we love Adel.. Why did my computer just say hello? Oh, that's right. It's A Dell."
"Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery? They had no leads."