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Joke of the Day

"Apple Store robbed The Apple Store in Regents Street, London, was robbed this morning. Police are appealing for an iWitness!"

"*discovering flying dinosaur* PALEONTOLOGIST: We'll call it pterodactyl, for ""wing fingers"" ME: *crumples up note that says skynosaur*"

"Why do orphans like tennis? Only place they can get love"

"What sound does a doorbell make in China? ping pong."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who do not understand binary and those who did not expect this joke to be in ternary."

"I like musical dramas. They really strike a chord with me."

"How do the greek separate the men from the boys? With a crow bar."

"Sometimes when I'm puking I worry I might be pregnant then I remember I'm not Mary And that requires sex Then I laugh And keep puking"

"Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids? Because she married Mr. Softy!"

"How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss? Jesus!"