200513
Joke of the Day
"What sound does a doorbell make in China? ping pong."
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"I hear something. Do you hear that? HERE COMES THAT BOI OH SHIT WADDUP!"
"How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him."
"How do these people survive"
"The Pink Panther's To Do List To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo... Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh... Edit: Formatting"
"We're gonna party like its 1999. //breaks out Nokia flip phone and starts to panick about Y2K//"
"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ? Because its two tyred"
"How does a feminist screw in a light bulb? She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."
"Happy Womens Day They say a womans work is never done... Perhaps that's why they're paid less?"
"I spent the entire day throwing darts at a picture of my wife. *wife phones* Wife: What you doing? Husband: Missing you."