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Joke of the Day

"Why do orphans like tennis? Only place they can get love"

"Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !"

"What do you call two Jews walking into a bar? It's called a business proposition. What do you call two black guys walking in to a bar? It's called a robbery"

"Two most important rules of programming 1. Avoid repetitions 2. Avoid repetitions"

"I never thought that the Internet was very useful but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before."

"I thought you were good looking, until I clicked ""view more pictures"""

"Last supper *at the last supper* *Jesus breaks bread* this is my body *pours wine* this is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm just going to stop you right there...."

"You always hear people saying suicide isn't the answer... But how do they know it's not the answer if they haven't tried it? I haven't heard one person complain after suicide."

"When someone asks you if you've met their kids... ... it turns out that the proper reply is NOT ""Yes, heheh."""

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."