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Joke of the Day

"How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss? Jesus!"

"Chuck Norris launch a bomb. It makes 263 deaths, and the bomb explode."

"A man boards a plane. An attractive flight attendant walks towards the man and asks: ""Would you like some headphones?"" The man replies: ""Yes, but how did you know my name was Phones?"""

"Y'all have heard about the WTC7 fallling down right? What did it fall from? Peer Pressure?"

"My first workout back at the gym was great... I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."

"A Priest, an alcoholic and a Paedophile, walk in to a bar. He buys a drink."

"If OP was a Pizza Delivery Driver, how much would he make? Nothing because OP never delivers."

"Le Jesus Joke What is the difference between white Jesus and black Jesus... Black Jesus didn't pay for his sins :3"

"If my teacher saw me staring at her from behind Then I was staring at her ass"

"I tried oscillating once. Not a fan."