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Joke of the Day
"Half of Chinese men have cataracts... The other half drive Lincolns."
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"What did the confused bee say ? To bee or not to bee !"
"What would a porno be like? Lots of clicking and snapping?"
"If your name is Sullivan, you've got a good name, but if you go by your nickname you've Sully'd your good name"
"I had a bad donair earlier Now I falafel"
"The last 60+ Miss Universe pageant winners have been from earth I don't know man, seems fixed."
"Who satisfies earth the most? Sun. Because the sun goes down every night."
"Normal Person (being inconvenienced): I deserve better than this Me (being stabbed w/swords): I'm so sorry for getting blood on your swords"
"The fact that we're supposed to reuse a vagina after a mini human has crawled out of it kinda bums me out."
"Can someone help me find..... The guy on his cell phone laughing uncontrollably because someone rear ended a car full of nuns. I think he was leaving a message. Thanks in advance."