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"I was with a girl last night who told me she wanted me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt... so I fucked her twice and hit her with a rock."
"What's a Russian's favorite food? Vladimir Poutine"
"Why should you never bring a fat person to see a dramatic movie? They will ruin the suspension."
"It was an emotional wedding Even the cake was in tiers."
"I can eat a rope and have it come out tied at the other end. . . I shit you knot"
"I'm not trying to be racist but black people are darker than white people."
"It's an unwritten rule in girls' soccer that each team must have at least one Katie on the field at all times."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. (read it out loud if you do not get it)."
"What if the aliens were from Uranus.."