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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles? nail the other hand to the floor."
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"What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan? A Kami."
"I accidentally ordered a grande at Dunkin Donuts so I had to just keep speaking spanish so they wouldn't think I was a snob."
"How do you make your girlfriend cry while you're having sex? Call and let her know."
"Cure for AIDS Doctor : Eat lots of raw peppers, and spicy food. Patient : How will that cure my AIDS? Doctor: It won't, but now you know what your asshole is for."
"My girlfriend just called me old fashioned. I almost dropped my Walkman."
"You haven't seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting."
"Girl, you must be Saint Peter... Cuz you've denied me three times already."
"A termite walks into a bar... ...and asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"Ladders causes more accidents in homes than guns That's why I have 10 guns, incase some psycho tries to sneak in a ladder. Gravity Falls has the best jokes."