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Joke of the Day

"Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? A: 'cuz they ain't got balls to scratch!"

"Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming."

"Did you hear about the woman who had to quit her job as an air traffic controller to date a monk? She got out of the flying plans and into the friar."

"What did Christian Grey say to Anastasia before they sex for the first time? Don't worry, I'll show you the ropes."

"If you've ever written an uppercase ""L"", you've drawn 1/4 of a swastika. Way to go, racist!"

"I sexually identify as a brick. I'm always hard and I've only been laid once."

"What do vegetables say when they go to party's? TURNUP!"

"How did hitler like his women? just like his swastikas. No curves"

"Why do women make better pilots than men? They only have one joystick to worry about."

"Roast Pussy sandwich http://imgur.com/BnBLkkb"