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Joke of the Day

"Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? A: 'cuz they ain't got balls to scratch!"

"Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar im so sorry"

"Whenever my grandma comes to visit and I hear a loud thud from upstairs, I go for a coffee and think about the cool stuff I just inherited."

"Bisexual girls are like spaghetti. Straight until wet."

"Wiping your ass is a lot like approaching a traffic light... Red means stop."

"Those boots are made for walking? Wow, so are most boots. Give me a call when they're made for castrating antelope or something."

"How do you know you sister is on her period? Dad's cock tastes like blood."

"I'm a real Renaissance Woman (riddled with plague)"

"I hate those stupid Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves!"

"You say potato, I say put out, ho. Otherwise, I'm calling the whole thing off."